"Don't Be Shy. You're the one who did it"

This was what Chef Richard Miley of the Watkinsville restaurant Chops and Hops attempting to get in my way with this evening at Barberitos as I enjoyed their new mango salsa. I only wish Miley had done so about a minute and a half later so that Barberitos owner and BOE chair David Weeks could have flattened him with a block to his chest.

I was merely trying to enjoy my dinner with my son when this co-owner of the restaurant down the way in Town Center decided to try a little fancy footwork with me. Lucky for him I spied my friends and talked to them in line instead. I probably should have called the Watkinsville Police on him, but they have more important things to do than to clean up the mess of restaurant wars.

I know Miley is a former Marine and probably could mop the floor with me, but I do not wish them violence such as that which was talked about in their infamous black and bleu burger about six weeks back. I guess he is in no hurry for me to eat at his restaurant anytime soon. I am sorry that their pun about domestic violence in a celebrity sandwich dedication blew up in their face to such international disdain, but when you take a tacky stance you have to deal with the karma. And I guess he just wanted to make a scene with me this evening at Barberitos.

Rihanna, Chris Brown, Brittany Spears and Whitney Houston don't give a damn about your poor attempts at humor, but I damn sure do not want to be hassled by you or anyone else when I am trying to enjoy my dinner with my son on the weekend. Kindly show some manners, respect and courtesy.

Please keep your distance from me and my family, sir, and I will certainly avoid darkening the door of your restaurant. Just when you were starting to rebuild your restaurant's good will with the outstanding efforts after the Tour D'Oconee, you have to go and pull this crap.

Stay out of my face please, and I will take any further comments you make to me in public as a hostile threat. You really think harassing people while they eat at someone else's restaurant is going to win you any brownie points? Decorum is something best practiced by the military, and I strongly suggest you emulate that at least in my presence in the near future.

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